"It's time to start treating me like royalty!" I told The Yard Man.
"Today I was crowned!"
And there was nothing run-of-the-mill about my self-procurement of this video clip of the event, either.
"This is a first!" exclaimed the man who was preparing me royally for my crown.
"Why, I had dental work done myself last week," the good doc said, "and I took a selfie while I was in the chair. (You know, he explained, he had to put it on Facebook.)
But this!...Taking a video! No one's ever done this before!
This is great! I'm going to have to tell my colleagues about this!"
He laughed delightedly.*
*Well, here's the thing, Reader Dear. It makes me smile when I manage to make any of my subjects happy!**
**I just wish my royal
mouth didn't hurt so darn much!