"We should go into the city, " The Yard Man suggested yesterday as we ate supper. It was such a fine summer evening, he proposed we stroll around the big Summer Celebration that was in progress. "There are lots of different bands playing, and food trucks. There'll be fireworks. It should be good," he said.
And so we did. And we hadn't done more than ten minutes of strolling when The Yard Man was suddenly asked to give an account of why he was there!
The reporter seemed pleased. "Very good," he said. "Watch the local news at eleven!"
And then, sure enough, there were lots of bands playing.
It was all good!
It was a great way to spend a summer evening, just as
The Yard Man had predicted!*
*Turns out, there were crimes and a fire to report on the late-night news (Uh, you know, what one might call Real News). You, Viewer Dear, get exclusive viewing of The Yard Man's interview!