Just listen up! Here's the menu this birthday person's dad (and a few other family members, to be sure) prepared:
*Guacamole with Chips
*Freshly-grilled Beef Kabobs
*Freshly-grilled Bacon-wrapped Chicken Kabobs
*Freshly-grilled Shrimp Kabobs
*Slow-cooked Baked Beans with Pork
*Freshly-roasted Green Beans
Homemade Glazed Doughnuts
Where are all the photos, you may ask. Alas, Viewer Dear, once the celebrated one showed up and we shouted "Surprise!"
I was far too busy eating to snap photos!
Alas, you see, I ate and ate.
I made frequent visits to the grill, to the corn-steamer, and to the table laden with dishes.
With a bit of redness to my cheeks, I'll even confess, Reader Dear, I ate more than one freshly-made doughnut.
So, here's the thing:
I ate far too much!*
*It was no surprise**.