IT HAS DEVELOPED THAT EVERY EASTER I'm the go-between.*
If you were to see the eggs act that I do, Reader Dear,
you would know eggs-actly what I mean!
*Chicken to Table
(or beyond, if you wish to go there. For myself,
I much prefer to pass the plate of deviled eggs
and let diners gleefully help themselves to a second
[or third, if so inclined], with no mention of it!)