Beatles Cover Version

Listener Dear, I'm presenting you with the opening numbers to my Itty-Bitty Actor's new show.  The show has been such a hit with all attendees thus far that there's been talk of a booking at Madison Square Garden.

To encourage sales of the pricey tickets to this contemplated show, there's been talk of free waffles and ice cream for all concert-goers!
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(Reader Dear, when ordering tickets, you need only mention the word "Quips" to receive a nineteen-and-a-half* percent discount off the price!)
*age-based discount