Headline of the Day

If you believe, Reader Dear, the headline has something to do with First Day of Spring and Forecast of Snowstorm, I do not fault you.  But you are wrong.

Rather:
Celebrity* takes on Status of Big Boy**!
(A story in photos)

More momentous!
*Small Actor!
** Fifth Birthday!
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And, anyway, ha.
Predicted Snow was No-Show