BOO!

Reader Dear, what I've got is just a little Halloween Hullabaloo*

Walking home from school, my Little Actor, Tiny Actor and me,
oh, the sights we see!


But, wait a minute!  Is that a real pumpkin, that jack o' lantern with its frightful face? 

Ha!  It's a fake!  Not scary!
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As for my Itty-bitty Actor:
It's dress rehearsal time, the little monkey!







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And how about this, Viewer Dear?!  The spirit of Halloween past!
(Itty-bitty Actor's mama, decades ago!)

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This morning my tea kettle, which is supposed to dutifully whistle for me, was giving a true Halloween shriek!
Spoooooky!

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At the bank, I got to the door and realized, alas,  I would have to take off my mask before entering!

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Furthermore, after leaving the bank,  I had to slow down for a hearse pulling onto the roadway ahead.  I followed the funeral procession all the way to a nearby graveyard.  Of course, I told myself,  folks are dying every day of the year! All ghosts and goblins and skeletons aside,  just because it's Halloween doesn't mean that, well, death's going to go on vacation.

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When I drove slowly past this shop (following the hearse and the cars filled with mourners), I could hear these pumpkins hollering out to me.  

I'm not sure what they were saying.

But, here's what I'm going to say:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, Dear Reader Dear! Enjoy your sugar buzz!
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*Not really any hullabaloo whatsoever,
but I love the word,
and perhaps you do, too!
(Plus, it rhymes with boo)

The Wagon Ride Continued, Viewer Dear

But there were two times when the wagon was nearly riderless:

"The horses may be spooked by this narrow bridge and the rushing water of the creek,"  said The Horse Man. 

Immediately, most of the passengers clamored to disembark and get themselves to the other side in relative safety.

And then there was a stop when we got to the conservancy (Yes, Reader Dear, we were on a road through lovely protected land where nature was on fine display!)  Most of the riders got off the wagon to take a short hike through the woods.

Too soon, of course,  the sun was heading down the sky; we were heading down the final hill;  the horses were heading toward their barn!








(Likewise, this tale is heading rapidly to its end. )

THE END

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Or, ahem, THE ENDS

(It was four-and-six-year-old humor, Reader Dear.
Perhaps you had to be there!)

Flipping through fall photos,

Viewer Dear.

And, oh, ooooh...October!

The Yard Man (sometimes also known as Horse Man) hitched two of his mares to the wagon last Sunday evening and treated me and my Little Actor, Small Actor and Tiny Actor (plus a few of their agents) to a ride.  If you have an interest in clopping equine, fabulous fall weather, covered bridges, and idyllic countryside views ( complete with farm animals), then you, Viewer Dear, really should have been on that wagon!

Here's more:



Here is where we had a discussion about hunks of fluffy sugar in the sky.
"The sky looks like an army of marshmallows! The Small Actor declared.


Or, how about stacks of marshmallows in a marshmallow warehouse?

Marshmallows ready to drop into a lake of hot chocolate?

Marshmallows lined up to be roasted by the fiery light of the setting sun?

We noticed other persons taking advantage of this lovely evening,  like we were, by enjoying a ride!




But their ride was of a different sort; they didn't get to see the twin baby goats!

They may have said we were
missing the big picture, and it was true.

But, you see, we got to say

hello to lots and lots of  chickens, scrounging in the grass for their evening meal.

......Dear Viewer, this ride will be continued.
(i.e. this tale will be continued
[i.e. Viewer Dear, you're going to see more of these swishing tails!])

While we're on the subject

of cars, and car parts (and mine in particular), you should go to the tire shop with me, Dear Reader!

Well, it's true I've already been there, seeing as how my plumber friend noticed I had a bubble in one of my car tires and he suggested I go to this tire place where one can get a really good deal on new tires.
I had to drive up and down the road and search diligently for A & R Tire.  There was no big sign, not a lot of advertising (I believe that their business is boosted by positive word of mouth!)
 So, here's my positive word:  Wow!  When I finally found the place I simply pulled into the lot, wandered into the shop and asked about the chances of getting new tires.  I got a speedy estimate that sounded fair, and was told that, if I opted for the installation, twenty minutes later I'd be driving away with the new tires attached to the bottom of my car.  







That's all there was to it! Except for this:
When I first pulled into the parking lot, my mouth fell open at that gigantic tire I showed you earlier.  My goodness!  I thought.  A small family could live in that tire!  (I later revised my estimation to a roomy shelter for one).

And, then!  The place was like a museum.  I walked into the "shop" and stared in fascination at the "desk" (perhaps just a shelf, it was difficult to determine).  I wanted a museum description, an explanation of what I was seeing:  "This shelf has been used as a catchall desk for X number of decades.  Some of the papers have never been excavated from the layers of dirt and debris and may date to prehistoric times!"



(I spent my twenty minutes taking photos, and chortling over my good fortune at finding the place.
The bottom line was that I drove away with a good bottom line to my car! And a distinctly heightened desire to get the scrapes and scratches  on the side of my car expunged*]).


*Which, as I've told you in exquisite detail, is occurring.**

**And this late-breaking news: That car-repair deal is now done!***

***The car looks fantastic!  The End.

After a twenty-minute drive

out into the countryside, Carlos and Bob and I finally arrived at a sign that announced Bo's Body Shop.  Reader Dear, I was relieved! And then Carlos banged on Bo's door, and I was delighted to meet the car man himself!

Before attention was turned to the condition of my car, however, there was a lot of joking around to do, and it was clear that Carlos was looking forward to seeing Bo's collection of museum-piece cars, and showing them off to Bob and me!

"This one has its original paint!" he exclaimed about one of them (forgive me, Viewer Dear...I really should have taken notes*).

Carlos asked Bo to uncover one car after another, and I ohhed and ahhed in fascination!  Truly, Reader Dear, it was an interesting glimpse into the past!

There was an interesting glimpse into Bo's past, too.  He brushed aside the kudos when Carlos pointed out piles of award trophies stacked on shelves.  Seems that Bo is a talented snowmobile racer! He showed us a vintage  snowmobile which has served him well for years!

After the interesting tour of cars, Bo took a look at my scraped-up auto.  He did a few minutes of figuring and came up with a (terrific) estimate.  I yes-yes-oh-yessed it, and we made arrangements for bringing the car back after Bo ordered needed parts.

Reader Dear, all's well that ends well, they say.
However, "The end" is yet to be.  Ride the rental car along with me!

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*Ruing the fact I didn't take more photos, as well.  Those cars were impressive!  Almost all of them were 60s-era vehicles (ergo: great big boat-sized cars! I couldn't imagine driving such an auto.  But, "Buy one!" Carlos urged.  "I'll be your chauffeur!")