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TODAY, IN THE STATE WHERE I LIVE,



it was so gray and gloomy, wet and windy,
and there was so much rain, that the weather
forecasters, announcers, and commentators
finally brought out the "F" word!



And once they got started, my goodness, they
couldn't seem to quit!



It got them so worked up and excited, they
somehow veered off into a geography lesson!
(Today we learn the counties of Pennsylvania)



Followed by Social Studies, Science and Math!
I was almost expecting they'd tell us about
William Penn. And perhaps explain all
grammatical uses of the "F" word!*


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*Calm down, Reader Dear,
this time it's FLOOD! floods, flooded, flooding, will flood...
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