"Valentine's Day is Coming!!"

Viewer Dear, this Friday I had to make additions to my carefully-lettered sign at Starbucks.

Because, when I visited the store today, not a single one of those red, insulated cups had sold, despite my sign!   "Next week," I vowed, "I'm going to slash the price!" 

Here Where I Live

Reader Dear, we had howling winds and drifting snow over the past weekend.  In a surprise historical first, The Yard Man and I happened to have this blizzard phenomenon right inside our living room!

It wasn't until after breakfast on Saturday morning that we discovered the snow had broken and entered (well, to be truthful, The Yard Man admitted he'd left the door unlatched on Friday night when he'd brought wood inside to build a fire.  The wind-driven snow forced its way through the [admittedly flimsy] storm door and cracked open our beautiful-but-arduous-to-bolt front door!)
  

As crazy as it was, I was slightly charmed by the unlikeliness of it.
And I jumped at the chance to build a snowman in my cozy kitchen.  "No! No!" I instructed The Yard Man, when he seemed intent on washing four bucketfuls of snow down the drain as quickly as possible.

It seemed the stars were aligned (and I know the moon was full) when I thought of the almost-empty bag of carrots in my fridge.  Dear Reader, I had been intent on putting every last one of those carrots in the soup I made last night...right up until I got tired of peeling them, and left a few in the crisper.  Wow.  What delight to go  after that bag of facial features and attach them to my counter-top snowman!

(I named him Bliz.  While it would have been nice to give Bliz a seat at the kitchen table, after I gave him arms he attempted to pull at his [supposed] collar.  I knew he was about to melt.
I put him outside.)

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All in a fury

...the landscape donned a deep layer of white!

About That Job

at Starbucks, Reader Dear, I hadn't thought to apply for it until I walked into the shop with my friends yesterday.

"Uh, you've got a sign with a misspelled word," I told an employee behind the counter.  "You know I come in here every Friday, and it's starting to drive me a little batty!" 

Then I added, "I'll be happy to fix it for you if you've got a piece of chalk."

She consulted with another employee, who said, "It's not chalk.  We use markers,"  and handed me a white one.

Oh, Viewer Dear, aren't you relieved that I got that job?!
Now to simply wipe out "Clerance" and correct it.

Except...hmm...the writing refused to be erased!

Since the coffee-servers behind the counter were busy, and I had received no Starbucks training, I opted to follow my own best instincts. ("Takes initiative" I envisioned on my performance report)
I investigated the back of the board and found it to be blank.  Voila!  I set about lettering a completely new sign.

(My friends who were with me at Starbucks [the poor dears] had no good advice!  They were drinking their cups of coffee and shaking their heads.)



When I needed a red marker, I went looking, reached across the counter and helped myself.
("Works well independently")
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I finished lettering the sign.
With much restraint, I limited the curlicues and hearts that I added.
And, then, I took a coffee break (to drink my coffee, of course) and...
I quit!
I simply returned all my markers and walked off the job!*
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*Somewhat of a negative for the  performance report, to be sure, Reader Dear.
But...well, my friends were leaving the store!



   

 

The Job at Starbucks Coffee

Today I started it, Dear Reader,
a (very) part-time job!
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And, then, er... I suppose I must also divulge the fact to you...
today I quit!*

*I can't talk about it right now, Dear Reader Dear.
I'll spell out all the little details for you tomorrow!